Alan's Brain Damage Blog

Hullo again. Sorry about the delay but I was catching up with some friends and teaching a couple classes in lovely LA for the past week. I was planning on being there during winter time but I ended up being too busy having surgeries. I've been averaging 2 "cuttings" per year but since returning from Europe last August I ended up having to have 4 of them. It wouldn't be as bad if I could get back to "normal" type life immediately after being released from the hospital. Unfortunately each "procedure" (which I'm glad aren't amateur-cedures) requires 6-12 weeks of PT before rejoining the race. Speaking of rejoining, it's about time we get back to our companions in SA: I was still in a coma when I arrived to my new SA residence. Now I must tell you; this was no ordinary coma. No sir-eee. I mean, with comas you always hear about things like tunnels, bright lights, dead relatives… Well, either someone fell behind paying the elec...

Good morning Guys (that's the unisex guys, as in everyone), On this byootiful morning (spring has finally sprung) we're going to head back (is it possible to arm back or maybe buttock back?) to lovely (so I've been told) E. London where our pack of partially pulverized travelers just got a visit from a group of curious locals. Am I going to get the help I need? (Gosh I hope so!) Are our visitors going to get a big ovation for their song?  Well let's just jump back to that rainy morning and find what awaits us...... After finally being extracted from the car I was taken to the nearest hospital, which in this case turned out to be a  government run hospital. Now, if you think Government here is filled with incompetent, pathetic, inept, know nothing nincompoops & lots of garbage, well… you’d be right. But I  gotta tell you; for a real a mess you should see the lovely dirt filled poor excuse for a Hospital I was brought to over there....... For ...